what if you scrolled past one of those posts that said “like if you love god, scroll down if you love satan” and then a day later you get a call and you pick up the phone and a gruff voice on the other end goes “i heard that you loved me and i just want to say that no one has ever loved me before” and then you guys go on a date and eventually get married and you become queen of hell.
time to go to bed
Henry Miller, Tropic of Cancer
Anonymous asked: least and most favorite things about sex
Ooh, good one!
Hmmm, let me see.
The other day I was on one of those proximity dating apps. Hit dude up and he hit me with the, “I see you lightskin”, which led to a joke, which led to me examining the complexities of complexion, which led to him not responding, which led to me deciding that weighty social issues are an apparent turn off and not suited for grindr
sext: haha why’d you just send me a picture of ur finger?