May 2013
icecoldnukacola:
i’m cute as hell, which is incidentally where i came from
My ladies, after tomorrow, I’m going to need a lot of relaxing and girl time to celebrate the end of the year and cope with not knowing when I’ll see K next
Let me know when you’re free to make plans ASAP!
Last final tomorrow yoooo
medleypond:
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sfux:
i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
urbancatfitters:
hyperbole is my favorite literary device i use it like 600 times a day
bitcorn:
just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism
theworldatourfeet:
anoraborealis:
theworldatourfeet:
I finally figured out what’s throwing me off.
It’s the peripherals.
I’m not used to being able to actually see things in my peripheral vision.
ahahaha Joe just got contacts
I remember those first few weeks
oh gosh
have fun, sweetie.
Well :P
I just have a huge headache and wearing them is obnoxious and uncomfortable and I’m...
“Suppose a man makes unwanted social advances to a woman in, let’s say, a...”
– D.A. Clarke, “A Woman With a Sword” (via wretchedoftheearth)
freeshawarmas:
jehovas-witness:
internetexplorers:
cheese3d:
nothings worse than soft grapes
soft apples
soft dicks
☾☻soft grunge blog☻☽
littlepaperhugs:
i am very proud of you for waking up today. you are very brave. existing can be hard sometimes and that is okay. i am proud of you even if all you did today was exist. i am proud of you for existing.
Why Do Men Keep Putting Me in the Girlfriend-Zone?
literaryreference:
You know how it is, right, ladies? You know a guy for a while. You hang out with him. You do fun things with him—play video games, watch movies, go hiking, go to concerts. You invite him to your parties. You listen to his problems. You do all this because you think he wants to be your friend. But then, then comes the fateful moment where you find out that all this time, he’s...
[[MORE]]I GOT APPROVED FOR PRAGUE
isurvivedthekobayashimaru:
I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for my mom to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that’s something I do when I’m bored, and this dude walks by and says, “hey baby, what else can you do with your hands?” I gave him my most polite smile and said in the sweetest way possible, “strangle you.”
And I think I actually scared him...
Also the course features guest lectures by Czech authors.
For a minute there, I was like “What if I meet Kundera????”
But he’s been exiled in France, and I don’t think he’s coming back.
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[[MORE]]One of my class options for Prague is ‘Great Czech Writers’ in which we’ll read The Unbearable Lightness of Being
“I still catch myself feeling sad about things that don’t matter anymore.”
– Kurt Vonnegut (via frickbag)
hitlervevo:
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
“We’ll grow until our bones ache and our skin wrinkles and our hair goes white,...”
– Lauren DeStefano, from Sever (via the-final-sentence) 